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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Sorry about Auto Play

I'm really sorry about that vlog (video blog) I made here that is coded to automatically start playing. Trust me, it causes me more pain than you since I probably visit this blog more than anyone else. I *hate* hearing my voice shouting, "HEY, EVERYBODY!!" and then struggling to find the pause button.

The thing of it is, I can't seem to figure out how to fix the code (if I can) without having to re-render and re-upload the entire thing. I know I *should* but I seriously can't justify the time it might take so I just promise I will try to make sure it doesn't do that on the next one (it's new software so still getting the hang of it). I actually *thought* I did do it properly (I would NEVER purposely set any noise to automatically play) but who knows. Better luck next time, and my sincere apologies for the intrusiveness of my voice.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Hunky Dory

It always chaps my hide when people refer to the flesh that comes out of women during their periods as "clots". Here's a look at what I'm talking about:

WARNING: if you are squeamish about flesh and blood, don't watch this video.

Click here to see one photo exhibiting a chunk with more clarity. To read more about what the flow is made of, click here.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Feminine Hygiene Song

Here's a little ditty delivered via YouTube about ads for products aimed at cleaning up women's bodies: Feminine Hygiene Song.

Yes, it's totally offensive -- almost as offensive as the products mentioned and the way they're portrayed. For once the comments actually have a couple interesting viewpoints. I left a comment saying, "I can see how it's funny and it's not a comedian's job to be sensitive or politically correct, but as a woman watching it just adds insult to injury; not only do we have these fucked-up products and ads shoved in our faces, but we also have to put up with men expressing their disgust and contempt for our bodies and emotions."

While I consider the guy's delivery entertaining and mildly witty, on a personal level what I feel inside watching him sing and express that shit is pure venemous hatred. I think the REASON I feel hate is because the song itself is an ugly expression of hatred. That's part of effective comedy, I think: to get as many people in the room feeling that they're joined together in hating another group of people. Like, oh yeah! I can totally relate to your feelings of hatred and disgust! In this case, for women's apparently smelly, nasty cunts and our supposed delight in talking about them, buying special products to treat them, and shoving it all into grossed-out men's faces until they want to hurl.

Question: do you know how many women in this world are still washing grown men's shitstains out of their underwear and off the sheets with the men oblivious to the trail of feces they leave on everything? You won't see any commercials about it, but I know there are more women putting up with the human grossness and childish shamelessness/ignorance of men's bodies than there are men who wash our bloodstains out of our panties. And why do most women get yeast infections? Because of MEN and their dicks. Because of shame (I must scrub it and bathe it in perfume!). Because of ignorance, poor labeling and lack of options (glycerin/sugar in almost all popular lubricants). Seriously, watching this video gives me a deep desire to make men feel at least a small portion of the shame women have foisted upon them from every fucking corner. Not because I think people should feel ashamed of their bodies or bodily functions, but because you shouldn't get off scot free when you perpetuate and disseminate shame-bringing messages.

Of course I realize I know nothing about this comedian personally and understand that telling a joke is sometimes an experiment in perspective, not necessarily an accurate expression of personal opinion; he could be a really swell guy. Still, my immediate gut level reaction is hatred. I don't think it comes from nowhere; I think it's a natural defense mechanism when you hear someone snarling insults at you, making barfing sounds as a reaction to thoughts of your genitals and saying they don't want to hear about you and your ilk's experiences. Shut the fuck up and get a hysterectomy. Oh, I know he said the ads should get a hysterectomy, but I have heard a man talk about how cool he thought it was when his wife got cancer and had to have a radical hysterectomy at a relatively young age because then *he* didn't have to deal with her disgusting periods anymore! My apologies if I take offense when people act like our organs are disposable bits of rancid garbage only there for men's amusement or annoyance. If I sang a song about amputating peckers I don't think anyone would get a big chuckle out of it.

Seriously, you don't think we get sick of hearing about your dicks? Someone should point out that we hear more about your cocks around the clock than you hear about our "feminine needs". Give me a break, you're sick of hearing about our twats. If we talked about them HALF as much as you talk about your precious wieners it might then be a little excessive. Hell, if we talked about our twats half as much as YOU talk about our twats you might then have something to complain about. But we don't. So watch your own fucking mouths.

All ranting aside, on a rational level I understand why many men are nauseated by and afraid of women. All I have to say is that sometimes the feeling is mutual. If you are a man and that sentiment bothers you, complain to your fellow men to stick a sock in it next time you hear them ribbing each other good-naturedly over their last experience with "stinky fish taco", etc. They're the ones generating the ill will -- it's not coming at you guys out of nowhere. Men have a choice; they can stop being insulting shitheads or they can keep congratulating each other over their insulting jokes about our bodies and hormones and suffer our wrath in return. If you think it's all very funny, fine. But don't expect me or other women to giggle along with you like it's all perfectly harmless fun.

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Friday, May 04, 2007

Accidental Period Clip

Honestly, I am not even looking for period content but keep happening across it by accident (virtually the only way to find it since it's such a big taboo).

Here's another Clips4Sale store I found with a gorgeous chick named Elektra with beautiful big boobs. Here's the clip description:
I haven't bought the clip so I don't know how much red it actually contains, but judging from the fact that it's one of her top five selling clips out of hundreds, people must like it and I'm guessing the rare glimpse of period is one of the reasons why. The title of the clip is "1ST SUCK MY NIPPLES AND ASS --- THEN I'LL SIT ON YOUR HARD COCK".

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

A Pee Video with Tampon Insertion

I was browsing Clips4Sale and found this store which has a 15 minute getting-ready type of video which includes pantyhose, peeing and tampon insertion. The name of the video clip is "After Work Meeting".

Although blood is off-limits at Clips4Sale, it seems they used to have a tampon category which is still visible to store owners, but not in the list of categories viewable to surfers. It seems like tampons are one of those grey areas that the payment processors will turn a blind eye to even if it's a period reference AS LONG AS you don't show any red fluid. On the one hand, it only makes sense to be able to show tampons in a pussy considering that everything else is legit to stick up there in porn (except for all five fingers), but on the other hand it bugs me to see tampons used in what often appear to be dry pussy. That's really not cool, and once again shows that none of these bizarre and ridiculous obscenity standards have a damned thing to do with what is healthy or normal.

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Monday, February 19, 2007

Clips from Period Porn Movies

Have you seen these yet?

From "Rag Dolls":
Bespectacled pussylicker pulls tampon out of pigtailed babe
Hmmmm. . . but is she really menstruating? Oh well, the hysterical audio track alone is worth the time spent watching it.

Tampon string and anal sex with big black guy
Sorry, but I couldn't watch too much of this due to the painful sight of her hemmorhoids popping in and out with each stroke.

More stringy anal with a very cute blonde in braids

Oh my god, that tampon string looks like it's been soaked in Santorum.

Paris Hilton look-alike shows off her string and sucks cock
Hmmm. . . I'm beginning to think there's not any actual red fluid in any of these clips.

Two cute girls, tampon string, and ass-fingering

Tampon-sucking dude reinserts Dracula's teabag after slurping on it
Again, the audio track is classic.

Tampon Gag
This has nothing to do with menstruation and everything to do with degrading stupidity. Just . . . STUPID.

Whatever. Anyway, you can see the entire movie by clicking on the links from those galleries or just go straight to AEBN and look up your favorite keyword (menstruation?) to find more videos that suit your interests. I hope they deliver more than those clips.

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